Guess what my two hobbies are

Leaving you massively open to left hooks? banman
Funny you should say that.  The photographer told me after the first shot " You've got your fist covering your face, can you do it again keeping your right hand lower?"
Van Halen tribute act singer? UrsaMonster
Oh, you ate one too?
Ministry of silly walks? timebandit
Busted.  Completely sussed and busted!

Well come on

I thought it was an impersonating Suzi Q

and Triumph warranty claims :wink: