Fcucking C**t next door is singing to her radio, pissed out of her head. 4am now and still going. I have a 10 hour work day and a christmas party afterwards 
twice ive knocked on her door and she wont answer it. just turns music down long enough for me to start to try to sleep then she’s off on her x factor rendition again.
Swear to **** that Im going to rip her head off and **** down her neck :ermm:
make sure your music goes on loud when she is ready for sleep or when she awakes with a hangover
Stupid cow, have a proper word with her when she is sober.
i’m thinking you should try and start your bike at 4am beside her bedroom window soon enough. for a couple of weeks at least. 
They have actually been really quiet neighbours. 9 months and not a sound. I’ll let this one slip as I don’t want to start a war… Yet 
well let me know when you want to start then. i’ve got a week off work after the xmas holidays. 
Take a **** on her door step
and then knock on her door to ask for a loo roll :hehe:
yeah thats the best way to handle things as I am sure at some point you will have a party or something and you can store this as a free credit!
A flaming bag of poop!
I thought you needed the extra spicy chilli sauce from the kebab shop to produce that?
You could go round there and speak to them. That might be a good way to open proceedings. Or you can just call the police due to the noise if it happens again.
Knock her out, much quieter
Funny that, I was really constipated at the time and it did cross my mind. Her hubby is a sizeable fella and I thought it unwise esp if the door opened mid plop and I had to scarper with my keks around my ankles. 
just pop a note through the door telling them it’s unacceptable and that you’ll call the police next time
you mean he should write the message on a tenner?
it could work.
:laugh:
Didn’t you have a party last week? (Obv we wouldn’t know as we weren’t invited :Whistling: ) - Maybe she’s taking revenge, thinking you started it?? :w00t:
claire organised it - flame her! I couldnt even invite on FB :pinch:
But yes, we did have a party from 2pm till fall over :hehe:
Music went on at around 8 and off by 11h30ish. was 3 of us left by midnight when we called it a night.
My bad Mr & Mrs Jets
I’m sure we’ll be having another one at some point soon, I’ll make sure your on the guestlist
In relation to the post, I didn’t hear a thing that night… no idea what he’s talking about
