Was riding to work and this idiot stoped suddently! didnt manage to stop in time and so I rear-ended him!GRRRRREAT!
I pulled over as did the car and I see the driver getting out of his car.
I’m a bit shaken and nervous and then look and can’t believe what I’m looking at … a DWARF!
He looks annoyed and starts walking towards me so I take of my lid to exchange insurance details…
First thing the dude screams at me is, “I AM NOT HAPPY!”
So I look down at him and say … “Well, which one are you then?”
…that’s when the fight started
blade1
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ok, the oldies are the goodies…but it was good to read again…:)What about:
Message from BT:
Due to line testing your phone will vibrate for approx 10 mins…before cutting off to check connections…
Please take this opportunity to…enjoy.
BT HELPING PEOPLE COME TOGETHER
actually there was bit more to it but didnt want to “lower” the tone here…you get the gist though… (what? i didnt !! honest !!)…hee hee
Quality, definitely fell for that one 
Didn’t fall for it as I know it, but every time I read it, it gets funnier and funnier!
