Afternoon Fella…
Good morning…Errrr i meen afternoon all 
OK, so I failed! Thanks for telling everyone… I didn’t realise I was supposed to scratch the pole.
As for the lapdance, you did say you wanted something different. First I thought I’d wear a Lapp outfit, but it’s just to hot to be dancing on anybody’s lap in reindeer fur. As I don’t wear leathers on my scoot, I had to make do with what I do wear: Dragging Jeans and waterproofs. You mean they don’t do it for you?
Goodnight…
and godbless 
Pole dancer, and I always thought you were a Fin