Ginger walks into a chemists and says to the pharmacist, “Listen, I’ve got 1eater coming over tonight. I need help. i’ve got a droopy c**k”
The pharmacist hands Ginger Viagra Extra Strength and says, “Take all these and you’ll go berserk for 12 hours.”
The next day Ginger walks into the chemists, limps up to the pharmacist, and drops his pants. His winkle is all bruised and tied in a knot, and skin is hanging off in some places. He says, “Gimme a tube of Icy Hot Spray.”
The pharmacist replies in horror, “You can’t put Icy Hot on that!”
“No, it’s for my wrists,” Ginger moans. “The bitch never showed up.”



