Alright peeps, have you got any good motorcycle quotes/sayings to share? I have just come across this one: “4 wheelers are for fat kids with no balance” Love it! :D:P
Four wheels drives the body
Two wheels drives the soul
Oh so true phantomgixer! This one made me chuckle: Everyone looks good riding a motorcycle, although for some, it requires a full-face helmet 
erm … hello. Full face helmet and dark tinted visor! And speak for yourself!! 
Hey, the quote wasn’t aimed at you! You are waaaaayyyy too sensitive :P:D
not bike specific but applies none the less: If you can’t fix it with gaffer tape a cable ties, you’re not using enough
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On a similar note, you only need to products to fix everything in the world - WD40 and gaffer tape.
If it moves and it shouldn’t - gaffer tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, WD40.
ha ha! I sooo do not have a visor face
I like mine in my sig. ok its about sports bikes only and I’m modifying it slightly: “You don’t grow out of an R6, you get lazy or you get crazy!”
Rust is lighter than carbon fibre 
hehe, good one 
Another one is £4000k Quote for an £8000 R6
‘Where so ever you go, go with all your heart’ Confucius
i think the above applies to people too
“I couldn’t ride a motrobike, I’ld kill myself”.
Had this one a few times and always amused me.
Does it mean that they are such crazy bastards that if they ever owned a bike they would ride it head first into the first brick wall they come across? Or does the thought of owning a motorbike fill them with such fear that if they ever owned one they would hang themselves. You decide.
I think “having a play” with a car means you raced it.
‘you never see a old or bald motorcycle courier …why? cause they usually end up brown bread’ told to me at 17 by a greying old courier:D
‘it’s all in a twist of the wrist’
‘i’d rather be riding my motorcyle’
<<best car stickers ever made
‘think bike when turning right’
‘bad car drivers are usually one of 3 things…Women…Old people…or just Wan*ers so just remember WOW!’
hmmm - think bike when turning right - i wish someone had done that on tuesday
“There’s old pilots and there’s bold pilots, but there’s no OLD, BOLD PILOTS” can be applied.
how can you tell how happy a biker is?
count the flies on his teeth
(only works really for open-facers)
i think that quote is from the times when people didnt have to wear helmets. we have it in italy too