Paddy goes to the Library and asks for a book called “Psycho - The Rapist”. The Librarian came back and says, “It’s called Psychotherapist, you f*%king idiot!”
Mr Tickle wanted to marry the girl of his dreams, however Tess was reluctant to take on his surname.
Four german dwarfs went to Amsterdam’s red light district and hired the services of a six foot tall prostitute. They went back to their hotel room, stripped off, tied springs to their feet and gave her the best shag she’d ever had. It’s what’s known in the business as THE FOUR SPRUNG DWARF TECHNIQUE.
The secret service are having a nightmare training the new american president against terror attacks. Everytime they shout GET DOWN the silly f*&ker starts dancing!
I was out enjoying an Indian meal the other night when the waiter came up to me and said “Curry okay?” I said “Go on then, just one song then sod off!”
