Oi you …
I want a word…
I ordered three Aftershaves and then two T-Shirts and a couple of Lipsticks !!
What do I get !!!
8 flippin Quattro Titanium Razors !!!
Serious !!..8 just been delivered !!
Now me face “n” legs will be smooth but no make up !! 
It’s all well and good having a smooth face, but surely you can’t leave home without your lippy 
Shave the dog, you MUST be bored
Shut it you two !!
nothing to see here …move along !!
Don’t shave your legs, the hair traps air and will keep you warmer in this cold weather 
Ian
Dunno about that, Barro.
Those smooth legs may have to make an appearance at next week’s meet!
Shut it !! 
Edit…then again…i might look ok …smooth legs and “sh” hold ups !!! agent provoc and all that !!
A new me eh !!
Can’t see you in hold ups Barro
come closer sweetness …
Not tonight I’m washing my hair
what hair ??
Ahhhhhhhhh where’s it gone
ahh have u nicked mine its not got here yet they must have sent it to u 
Has Barro been at you with one of his razors
Ian
POst a piccy of your smooth self Barro… he he he…
M8 see post bodygroom in adults