Found just the job

Just been reading of 4 pensioners who made £6.5m in just a few months work selling property.

I’m in the wrong job - I should be a pensioner.

Even when you take into account the 18 years total (ie average of 4.5 yrs each) that they were sentenced to (they’d been a little naughty) - down to 9 years after time off for good behaviour etc; that gives each something around £2/3 million per year, after tax, NI, etc;.

I’ll spend a year and a half in an open prison for a million.

Where do I apply?

Ian

Your local high-street bank?