My mother-in-law sent this to my wife and it made me laugh anyway enjoy
NB : YOU MUST HUM THE TUNE " I WILL SURVIVE" WHILE READING THE
POEM…
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>At first I was afraid, I was petrified
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>When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died
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>But I’d spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long
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>That I grew strong
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>And knew that I could take you on
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>But there you are… another lie,
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>I was geared up for a Big Mac and you’ve brought me a French fry
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>I should have known it was bullsht, just a sad, pathetic dream
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>Should have known no anaconda would be lurking in those jeans…
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>Go on now go… walk out the door
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>Don’t you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4
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>Weren’t you a prat to think that I wouldn’t catch you out
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>Don’t you know we’re only joking when we say size doesn’t count!
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>(Chorus)
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>I will survive, I will survive
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>Cos as long as I have batteries my sex life is gonna thrive!
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>I will always have good sex with a handful of latex
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>I will survive, I will survive. . .hey hey
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>It took all my self-control not to laugh out loud
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>When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud
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>But to hell with all your ego’s and to hell with all your needs
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>Now I’m saving all my lovin’ for a cordless multi-speed
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>Go on now go… you’d better flee
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>Last time I saw a prck that small was on my brother… he was 3
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>I should have asked for confirmation, should have asked for referees
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>Then I wouldn’t have you waving that wee winky thing at me
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>Go on now go… just hit the track
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>Don’t you bring me home no tiddlers 'cos I’ll always throw them back
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>The only thing that I could do with a pr*ck as small as yours
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>Is to stick it with a tooth-pick, dip it in tomato sauce
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>(Chorus)
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>I will survive, I will survive
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>Cos as long as I have batteries my sex life is gonna thrive!
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>I will always have good sex with a handful of latex
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>I will survive, I will survive. . .hey hey
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>Go on now go… get out of my sight
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>I’m going back to my appliance 'cos I know it’s length is right
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>And if I ever see your tiny truncheon standing at my door
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>You’ll be counting up your inches as you pick them off the floor
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>Go on now go…
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