Hehe . . would like to watch it . . . 
Big Boris. Don’t forget, he was president of the union in University and is a very quick person verbally, not the dozy person we think I would say. It would be entertaining in a one sided way though…;)
easy tiger, I can talk the hind legs off a donkey me! 
Oi, am I the only one who’s backing me… ah well, its tough on the edge, none of this safe, soft stuff for me, tough decisions for a tough town. Toby-1-kenobi for Mayor!
I’d like to see Toby fist Boris :w00t:
:sick:
I’d back Tobes anyday - the force is strong with this one!
Boris! As being an old Etonian Toby would be "No Match for their untamed wit"Toby do you have The Eton Rifles on your Ipod…Sing-a -long with The Jam…
Sup up your beer and collect your fags,
Theres a row going on down near slough,
Get out your mat and pray to the west,
Ill get out mine and pray for myself.
Thought you were smart when you took them on,
But you didnt take a peep in their artillery room,
All that rugby puts hairs on your chest,
What chance have you got against a tie and a crest.
Hello-hurrah - what a nice day - for the eton rifles,
Hello-hurrah - I hope rain stops play - with the eton rifles.
Thought you were clever when you lit the fuse,
Tore down the house of commons in your brand new shoes,
Compose a revolutionary symphony,
Then went to bed with a charming young thing.
Hello-hurrah - cheers then mate - its the eton rifles,
Hello-hurrah - an extremist scrape - with the eton rifles.
What a catalyst you turned out to be,
Loaded the guns then you run off home for your tea,
Left me standing - like a guilty (naughty) schoolboy.
We came out of it naturally the worst,
Beaten and bloody and I was sick down my shirt,
We were no match for their untamed wit,
Though some of the lads said theyll be back next week.
Hello-hurrah - theres a price to pay - to the eton rifles,
Hello-hurrah - Id prefer the plague - to the eton rifles.
Hello-hurrah - theres a price to pay - to the eton rifles,
Hello-hurrah - Id prefer the plague - to the eton rifles
But only Boris could persuade it to go for a walk afterwards! 
Got it on my phone, and it came on yesterday as I entered Eton on my way home to Slough.
Crackin’ choon 
Can anyone tell me what the last category is for, cos its blank on my screen, but it seems to have been voted for by someone…?
Don’t worry, it’s blank, if you leave a blank line it appears as a poll option.
So general opinion is that you’d not stop talking long enough to have a fight, which is good !
I’m afraid I’m with Kevsta on this one.
I’m thinking Boris would probably have the upper hand…
ETON RAFFLES ETON RAFFLES - £1 a go luv, three tickets for £2. All proceeds go to the hospital bills!
Boris would win, hell kick Tobys arse from London to Manchester.
I’m backing Toby.
I reckon that not only is Boris daft enough to fall for the ‘ere mate, your shoelace in untied’/ uppercut combination… if it didn’t work the first time he’d probably fall for it a second time.
Well Done Nick… anyone else got my back or are you all backing the bully and not the little guy…
Bet you lot support Man U - come on then!