as some of you will know I have been trying to get out of this hell hole of a job for ages and finally 20mins ago I was offered a job in the same field for a different company…
Nothing could wipe the smile off of my face right now…
congrats 
Well done TS 
Nice one babe!
Run out of there as fast as you can!! They don’t realise how much you do for them.
oh how well you know, I cannot believe I have finally got out i’m going to come to the LB meet some time soon and celebrate now I can afford one of those posh sausages…
Great news, now tell your old govner to stick his job up his own arse.
yup thats tomorrow all the thoughts are now starting you know the type how shall I tell him, I think the short sweet.
HAHAHAHAHA I’m leaving I hate you, your a crap boss and hope you get squashed by a thousand flees
or similar
dont…being a boss aint easy…
Great news Mate and don’t kick people when you are on the way up, you never know when you might need them!!!
amen to that wolfeyes!
squeak squek* nope that grins stuck on - well done
Well done mate!! 
v happy for ya! 
I know how long it can take to find a new/better/more paid job!
No, don’t do that. Be 100% correct and polite - it’s SO much more annoying!
thanks for your comments guys, I will not go in there and laugh (much) but I dont think any of you have any idea how much of an idiot my manager is…
He doubted me before he knew my limits and has had that stuck in his head ever since, imagine someone asking you if you need help tying your shoe laces in the morning and getting someone to watch over you to make sure you do it right…
That is what my manager is like in my job… I dont care I will never come back here.
Sincere knows what I’m talking about…