I don’t normally feel the need to moan about my daily commute but today was extreme!
Coming through Regents Park about 8.30/40am I came upon a red Vespa that was ambling along a clear road at about 10mph, the cars are backing up behind me so I flash him to let him know. The man was a physco!! He comes up alongside my car screaming you fcking cnt’ and more obscenities whilst spitting and snotting all over my car. I call him a physco and tell him to go back to care in the community, oh and tell him his bike is sh*t and he should get a real one (apologies to the nice scooter riders on here). Anyway it’s over is a few seconds and we carry on. He stop at the next lights and starts it all again. At this point I’m thinking he really is in need of medication and liquid is escaping from all the orifices in his face :sick:
It gets to a point where I’m feeling threatended so I grab a pen and paper to take a note of his reg, and get out of the car. The snidy little sh*t then rides off! I was gonna chase him to get the plate but the lights were red and he’s not worth 3 points. Besides my mood was foul enough to do something really really stupid to him.
Sooooo, if anybody knows this knob, he’s a middle aged white man on a red Vespa who rides with an open face lid, you can let him know I take that route everyday and would love to see him again so he can clean his excretions off my car and apologise.
ewwww sounds gross, I had that with a cyclist telling me not to stop in the green advance spot. He had a long stringy snot from his nose (obviously) down to his chin! Was quite gross. :w00t:
Sorry about your mishap… those scooterists are the worst! (lol bring on the abuse)
Ha ha, a real wet one eh? Aww, you’re made of better stuff than to let a knob on a scooter get you down girl…now wear gloves when you clean your car !!! yuk !!
Was coming home from work on Weds, over the hill at heathway, lights were red. Took a look to my right at some idiot ADULT on one of those kids motorbikes !!! Not only that but he had a black satchell type bag balancing on the front…so of course when the lights changed, he tried to take off, and promptly hoofed the bike up in the air that spun round on him but being a adult he just stood up and brought the bike back down to ground again, then sat back on it and took off in front of the cars behind him !!! Seriously, its true !!! Where are the police when you need them ??? :w00t: Oh he DID have a crash helmet on…doh ! What is it with these people?? Are we in some twilight zone?
Did you manage to write down his registration number? I’m sure if you put it up on here someone might offer some suitable words of advice if they see him.