I want a man who’s handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen all day long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind,
and knows what to answer to “how big is my behind?”
I want this man to love me to no end,
And forever be my very best friend.
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a
liquor store and a fishing boat.
I know this doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a ****.