I’m as sharp as a lemon but as soft as a peach - but don’t worry, I’m not bananas. Drop me a lime and I promise we’ll have a grape time even if we don’t live appley ever after. I’m Tall, shaved head and definitely not orange. I berry much like music, dancing, London, throwing parties, karaoke, talking and booze. Oh, and fruit. Looking for someone with nice melons and a cute papaya, So get in touch - it’s a plum deal.
PS. I don’t normally talk like this. It juice sort of happened and I know it’s cherry annoying
OMG it’s catching!!
