Favourite movie quotes

Probably been done before but here’s one

“Remember when I told you I was going to kill you last?.. I lied!”

Arnie in Commando

hey chunk do the truffle shuffle. goonies.

Better dead and cool…than alive and uncool, harley davidson and the marlboro man:D

Barry the Baptist: If you don’t want to be counting the fingers you haven’t got, I suggest you get those guns. Quick!

it’s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum…and i’m all outta gum…:smiley:

my fav…

''i’ll see you on the road skagg…i’ll see you on the road like we saw the knightrider…

we remember the knight rider…and we know…who…you …are!!!’’

fking classic:D


its gotta be :

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family.
Choose a ******* big television, choose washing machines, cars,
compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good
health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed
interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your
friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a
three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of ******* fabrics.
Choose DIY and wondering who the **** you are on a Sunday morning.
Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing
game shows, stuffing ******* junk food into your mouth. Choose
rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable
home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, up
brats you spawned to replace yourself.

Choose your future.

Choose life.


“Round up the usual suspects”

(Claud Raines, I think, in Casablanca. The film where Bogart does not say “play it again Sam”)

First you were all like whoa, and we were like whoa, and you were like whoa…

stoner turtle from finding nemo :slight_smile:

“A coward you are, Withnail. An expert on bulls you are not.”

Withnail and I

“Just because you want to take a ****, doesn’t mean you have to drop your keks there and then and pinch one off”

Dog Soldiers (Classic)

“Big Bopper to march hare, we,re still in the game”…“Now hear this, That Skag, his Floozy, there gonna Die”…Mad Max

"Uh Uh, I know what you’re thinking, did he fire six bullets or only five?

Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kinda lost count myself.

But being as this is a fortyfour Magnum; the most powerful hand gun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question.

Do I feel lucky?

Well, do ya?


If I have to say where it’s from you’ve missed a classic.

For those that have it’s Dirty Harry.

From Diamonds are forever (1971)

James Bond: Weren’t you a blonde when I came in?
Tiffany Case: Could be.
James Bond: I tend to notice little things like that - whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette.
Tiffany Case: Which do you prefer?
James Bond: Well, as long as the collar and cuffs match…

“Chu know wat i am talkin about chu f*kin cocoroch”:cool:

From Tomorrow Never Dies

“You were always a cunning linguist, James.”


“Remind her. Pump her for information.”

Ms. Moneypenny then chimes in, “You only need to figure out how much ‘pumping’ is needed”

“We’re not easily frightened. Also we know how hard it is for an army to cross the Channel — the last little corporal to try it came a cropper. So don’t threaten or dictate to us until you’re marching up Whitehall! …and even then we won’t listen!”

The british ambassador in Switzerland from the Battle of Britain.

Same film, a group of German prisoners have been brought to a bombed airfield:

Squadron Leader Skipper: “Where are you taking those vultures?” RAF NCO: “Officers to the mess, NCOs to the guard room, Sir.” Squadron Leader Skipper: “Like hell you are. They’re responsible for all that (turning and gesturing to the ruined field), get 'em to clear it up!” NCO: “But, what about the officers, Sir?” Squadron Leader Skipper: “Give them a bloody shovel!” God I love that film.

Steve Coogan’s ‘Paul Calf’ talking about some action film with ‘Fat Bob’: ‘Excuse me Sir, you seem to have sh*t on your shoe and I’m the shoe shine boy’

which later turns to something like this when he’s pis*ed up:

'Excuse me ye sh*tty shoed bast**d…

Or Mark Corrigan in Peep Show when he’s trying to find out which Uni some chick who worked in the shoe shop went to:

(thinks to himself 'do a Columbo, do a Columbo), ‘Eh, just one thing…’

‘Just one technique but it sh*ts over Quincy’

shando (you’ll have had to have seen these, they’re both fnnire than they appear:).)


Withnail & I again:

“You can shove it up your are for nothing and fck off whilst you’re doing it!”