One day, a chicken was walking through the meadow when she saw a horse stuck in the mud. Thinking fast, she got the farmer’s sports car, toed one end of a rope to the bumper and the other end to the horse and pulled the horse to safety.
The following week the horse was walking through the meadow and saw the chicken stuck in the mud. Thinking fast, he told the chicken to hold onto his willy while he pulled her to safety.
And the moral of this story is…
If you’re hung like a horse you don’t need a flash car to pick up chicks 