Hello Mate ,
just spoke to my mate who is over there right now on a " job "
You should be getting a call from a guy called John from Control Risks who will liase as they have a full legal team there , plus " alternative " assets should the need arise !
Hope they can sort it for you fella.
I think I should put this in plain english so all can understand, before we get anymore postings of help etc…
IT’S AN APRIL FOOLS PRANK!!! 
See what you’ve done now BL - a right troublemaker you are. 
Then post this before people have reaized to save some embarrassment clever boy 
Well done BL 
I wasn’t in on it! I just read the original thread and thought it was a little rediculous. Then some of the replies didn’t add up… And it’s April 1st…
Oh i have only just read this, I could have made a right tit of myself too with helpful advice about how I am sending a mate Lazar from Lagos over to pick you up with his rocket powered back pack .
Can’t believe we all fell for it - nice one Nick 
I forgot the date
I was going to suggest doing an overland trip back in disguise on a camel, a bit like Lawrence of Arabia and then commandering a boat and landing on the east coast of Norfolk sometime in the next six months.
love this post…nice one Bluelagos
ha ha well done fella,
well funny
Good one Nick
glad ive only just logged in
HAHA owned. Well at least you know I cared
:laugh: very good. I did read this yesterday morning but didn’t bother responding as it seemed a bit fishy.
This of course means that any genuine call for assistance from BL in future will be met with “yeah, yeah, another wind-up” :hehe:
But it was worth sacrificing your online credibility in this instance, it made me laugh :hehe:
The time LB mobilised for a stricken LBr in a spot of bother 
didnt Lawrence get buggered by his captures,
only a sugestion mind
