England Ireland tickets

England v Ireland March 17 St Patrick’s Day Twickenham

This may be of interest to one of you. A friend of mine has two tickets in a corporate box for England v Ireland 17th Mar. He paid £300 each, but he didn’t realise when he bought them months ago that it was going to be the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.

It’s at Marylebone Registry Office, at 4.30pm. The bride’s name is Nicole – she’s 5’4", about 8 stone, quite pretty, has her own income and is a really good cook.

This must be doing the rounds. My gaffer sent me that earlier…

So what did you decide?