Economic Turmoil Hits Japan

Following the huge financial problems rocking the very foundations of the U.S. economy and the run on Northern Rock and Bradford & Bingley in the UK, and the spectacular failures of Fortis and Hypo in Europe, uncertainty has now hit Japan hard.
In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal…


lol :laugh:

That has got me in stiches.


Very good!

But I thought Ninja bank was looking green around the gills, but was trying to ride it out until fair weather returned.

nice one…

Very ‘Two Ronnies’. :smiley:

best one i have heard in an age…

Ha ha. That’s one to copy and paste! Superb. :D:D:D:D

v funny!! thanks moley! :smiley:

Great play on words :smiley: lol

Very funny Mole, you’ve obviously got too much time on your hands!! :wink: :smiley:

Very funny.:D:D