Eating Facts

For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final
word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all
those conflicting medical studies.

FACTS:

  1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart
    attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.

  2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
    than the Aussies, British or Americans.

  3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer
    heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.

  4. Italians drink large amounts of red wine and suffer fewer
    heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.

  5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and
    fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.

CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently
what kills you.

close mate, it’s this pi**ing climate.

I’m damn near suicidal. One more gritter wagon past my windows and I swear that’s it.

You said it all Andrew! God, you are so right!!! lol

I agree, it’s the weather, and taxes!

Its the weather, taxes, and jobs worths!

France is where its at, (apart from the French, but I am sure I could live with that given a try)

I have had poor experience of the french. So best not to comment really.

weather, taxes, jobs worths and automated telephone services!

Agreed abolish the grit wagon! Only makes it more slippery when it rains anyway!

I agree with all of you!

I am off to Scotland as soon as I can.

Billy Connolly said “If you dont like the weather here wait 20 minutes”

i agree, oh hang on…
“please hold the line, an operator will be with you shortly”