For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final
word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all
those conflicting medical studies.
FACTS:
Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.
Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the Aussies, British or Americans.
Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer
heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.
Italians drink large amounts of red wine and suffer fewer
heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.
Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and
fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently
what kills you.