Dwarf sex joke

A dwarf approaches a prostitute and says " I wish to buy sex
with you"

“OK” says the girl, “I’ll charge 100 euros an hour”

“Good, But I must warn you, I am a little kinky” “No problem” she
replies cautiously, “I can do a little kinky”

So off they go to the girl’s flat, where the dwarf produces four
large bedsprings.

he gets her to lay on the bed, and then attaches the springs to himself - one on each hand and one on each foot

The girl finds this very strange,

so the dwarf gets on top and starts bouncing away…

She finds all this very odd, but figures it’s harmless, and the
guy is paying.

The sex is fantastic.

She is bounced all over the room by the energetic dwarf,

The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and
it is several minutes before she has recovered her breath.

Finally she gasps “That was totally amazing… what do you
call that?”

“Ah”, says the dwarf, “Four-spring dwarf technique”


Pan youre hilarious :smiley:



ha ha, heard it but they said “Four SPRUNG Dwarf Technique”…same $hit different day !! :wink: (anyone got a old spring mattress they dont need??) :w00t:

Ya Ya Multi-schprung. Now ve mean business :D:D