Mrs J has challenged me to a duel.
We both need seconds for this event.
My seconds:-
Mrs J`s seconds:-
Please add to the list with C or J as a prefix. We also need a Doctor in attendance.
When the list is filled we will lead the rideout to the duelling field at some as yet undecided date.
Weapons? Pistols? Swords? Rocks? 70s prog?
I hope you are taking this seriously and following the necessary etiquette.
Mrs J should have taken a gauntlet ( summer riding gloves will NOT do ) and struck you between the chin and the bridge of the nose hard enough to draw blood. You as the chosen duelee should have immediately announced your preferred weapon ( Cutlasses, pistols, Kentucky Fried Chicken Pieces etc.)
What is your choice?
rocks, paper, scissors, stones !!! simples 
I think mrs J’s weapon is Nina
can I second mrs J please? I also have a nurse uniform if that helps
silveR6 in a nurse’s uniform! We can sell tickets for this event :w00t:
Nurses uniform! Why do I get the feeling this thread is going to go off course?
Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spook.
In. J
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J. Everyime 
I saw nurse uniform. . . . . .baggsy being the oficial videoer :w00t:
I’ll second for Silve
Back on track, sorry Chris it would have to be Mrs J
The rules of challenging and duelling have been covered, questions asked but no response yet.
What’s going on? We need to know even if it’s just to organise the ticket sales and the stripogram.
Is the venue Harrow on the Hill?
As wise folk know a female is more cunning than the male!
Don’t do sloppy seconds, I’ll have dirty thirds though if your missus is game 
Joking aside, surely the thought of me standing in for you after you’ve died, and your “best mate” has failed your reputation abysmally should cause you to consider reconcilling your differnces, punching her twice, handing her 2 steaks and telling her to make the sandwiches?
(ducking as you read)
I often dont bother to read the whole thread, I can get the gist from the last post…^:crazy::hehe:
