drunk girls guide

Motorcycling
1

here u go girls!!!

WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH…

  1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

  2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING
    OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING “WOO-HOO!” IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE
    MOVE AROUND.

  3. WE’VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE’S BUTT
    AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

  4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK
    MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR
    HOURS AGO.

  5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM
    SOOOOO MUCH.

  6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A
    NEW SONG PLAY’S BECAUSE “OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!”

  7. WE’VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT
    TO US.

  8. WE’VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

  9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING
    US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT’S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE
    THE GIN.

  10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE
    THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)

  11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID’S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON
    IT.

  12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT’S THEIR
    FAULT THAT WE’RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

2

Oh dear some all to familiar

3

Ditto!!

4

i cant remember its been a long time since i got into that state…lmaoxx

5

More like your advance age is stopping you reminding pass last Friday…

6

Number 3… that’s a sober one! Too laid back when drunk to want to fight

7

No 13 Inserts whole fist into mouth in front of witnesses

8

Do you have photographic proof of said action??? I think not… And besides, IF I could do it drunk what makes you think I wouldn’t do it sober

9

I have no doubts