MacP please dont “poke” anyone with that foot 
I refute that! 
reprobates.
GUys and Gals, this is how amazing facebook is… Oli and I have just discovered we used to drink tequila together as teenagers. How lovely! All this time we’ve been LBers and we’ve only just realised the connection. What a wonderful, powerful and almighty thing Facebook is!
My facebook account is unavailable.
Someone hold me.
Just breathe, it’ll be OK soon. I promise. 
Do you promise?
I’ve only got three friends, most of my old school mates are banged up!
You know I’m a compulsive liar don’t you? 
Is that a lie?
Yes
Does that mean no?
My facebook is down as well 
Facebook’s undergoing some maintenance. It’s probably due to the copious amounts of useless add-ons they’ve sneakily introduced recently, drawing lots of bandwidth and killing the system.
Addons…
“NO I DON’T WANT TO BE A FVCKING ZOMBIE, love Oli xx”
I find ignoring em works quite well
I have a much better foot picture to go on there I’ll poke you with that instead…
Facebook rules! I’d looked for a Londonbikers group when I started, only just found it now though…
Why would anyone use MySpace when there’s Facebook? (I hate MySpace with a passion, looks to me like it was designed by a 5 year old…)
There are lots of sites like facebook … I’m on myspace… I think that’s enough !
Do you not find the site, buggy, ugly and full of teenagers?
Might be worth taking a look at Facebook, maybe you’d switch