diweddaru o jonesy

Helo fy annwyl ffrindiau beiciwr Llundain!

Wel Roeddwn i’n meddwl y byddai i roi gwybod i chi fy mod yn ôl lein nawr bod y dŵr llifogydd wedi cilio, a fy ngliniadur, y mae fy ffrind fenyw adael ar lawr ein cartref symudol, wedi sychu allan ychydig. Peidiwch byth â meddwl y byddwn yn hawlio ar yr yswiriant a’r un newydd beth bynnag, thats beth nad yw yswiriant yw e?

Yn anffodus rwyf wedi colli nifer o fy hoff gariadon yn y llifogydd, Flossy 69, roedd ddiddannedd Tammy a felcro Vera weld ddiwethaf arnofio allan i’r môr oddi ar Aberystwyth, roedd yn ofnadwy iawn safle yn enwedig gan nad oeddwn wedi gwneud cariad i unrhyw un ohonynt ar gyfer dros 4 awr.

Mae llawer mwy o bysgod yn y môr, fel maen nhw’n dweud, neu ddefaid yn y maes. Mae fy Altbergs yn unzipped yr holl ffordd ac maent yn barod yn derbyn y coesau ôl o yfory mamog ifanc edrych yn brydferach byth neu efallai y diwrnod ar ôl.
marchogaeth diogel, reidio rhad ac am ddim, reid ROSPA

Jonesy xxx

London Bikers not Cardiff bikers yeah

I only managed to understand something about Flossy getting 69’d and you were wearing Altbergs… :blink: :stuck_out_tongue:

Care to interpret it into English me old mucka? :slight_smile:

Oh Gawd…

Welcome to LB, I guess.

Rough translation …

Hello London Bikers blah blah bleat.

Well I thought it would be to let you know that I am back online after the flood blah blah bleat.

Unfortunately I have lost my favourite lovers in the flood, Flossy 69, Toothless Tammy and Velcro Vera blah blah bleat.

Many more fish in the sea, or sheep in the field. My boots are unzipped blah blah bleat.
ride sheep, ride free, blah blah beat, ride ROSPA

Jonesy xxx

hi Jonesy, thanks for the update :slight_smile:

Mae hyfryd i chi, ynte!

Delighted that you are still my friends London Bikers!

Sorry I forgot to write in English last time, the community spirit here in Wales has been so strong during the floods that I lost my English tongue.

Never mind, I hope you forgive me, my everlasting LondonBiker Friends.

I also got all of the floodwater out of my Pan European. It started first time - some of the pseudo police stickers have peeled off but that has left a bit of room for some London Biker ones :wink:

Looking forward to see a flock of ewe elegantly sweeping through Wales again soon !

Ride safe, ride hard, Ride ROSPA

Jonesy x

I’m surprised you could hear a thing with your head buried deep in all that virgin wool…and I guess that’s where you lost your tongue.

There’s lovely.