Damnit I want to do this when I'm 94!


“Nowadays for my first drink, I’ll get half a mild and a whisky, and then after that I’ll have just whisky, they’re only wee things so I’ll have about eight.

What I love about seeing active elderly people is that they always dress up even if they are going to the local convenience store. I bet you he always wears a blazer, shirt and tie when he goes to the pub for a few swigs.

Remembering his first pint in 1936, Mr Dell said: "You could get half a mild, five Woodbines and a box of matches and a penny change for half a sixpence.

That bloke is my grandad, thought he was dead, but clearly he just buggered off ooop north.