Could this be made a sticky that all posts should comply with?

RULES FOR ALL POSTS:

Verbs has to agree with their subjects.

And don’t start a sentence with a conjunction.

Also, always avoid annoying alliteration.

Also too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies.

No sentence fragments.

Don’t use no double negatives.

Eliminate commas, that are, not necessary. Parenthetical words however should be enclosed in commas.

Never use a big word when substituting a diminutive one would suffice.

Kill all exclamation points!!!

Use words correctly, irregardless of how others use them.

Use the apostrophe in it’s proper place and omit it when its not needed.

If you’ve heard it once, you’ve heard it a thousand times: Resist hyperbole; not one writer in a million can use it correctly.

Puns are for children, not groan readers.

Avoid “buzz-words”; such integrated transitional scenarios complicate simplistic matters.

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

My free gift to you is the new innovation of tautology.