Confusing questions

Off-topic
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  1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

  2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

  3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

  4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from
    Holland called Holes?

  5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

  6. Why is the men who invest all your money called a broker?

  7. If horrific means made horrible, does terrific mean made terrible?

  8. Why is it called building when it is already built?

  9. If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?

  10. If you’re not supposed to drink and drive, then why do Bars have
    parking lots?

  11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
    does he become disoriented?

  12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat??
    Human ???

13 . ) If working hours are meant for working, then why are you
reading this???

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Very good :hehe::hehe:

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I like number 5 :stuck_out_tongue:

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If people in Hemel Hemsted get hemeroids, do people in Poland get polaroids?

What’s an occasional table the rest of the time?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Are there any birds scared of heights?

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if tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

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If Typhoo put the “T” in Britain… who put the cu*t in Scunthorpe…? :Whistling:

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Surely it would be Fed UP SEx

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God knows how the foriegners manage with the screwed up english language, I struggle enough as it is. For example; if you stick something, then it’s stuck. So why, if you fix something is it not fukc?:smiley:

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

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DoDo, osterich, chickens, pheasants??