Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy.
to park meat in girl.
Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
Baseball wrong–man with four balls cannot walk.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
Learn to masturbate–come in handy.
Virgin like balloon–one prick, all gone.
Secretary like type not part of company till screw to desk
Honourable woman aviator who fly upside down have crack up
Honourable woman sit on jockey’s knee get red hot tip
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who fishes in other man’s well often catches crabs.
Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
