2 guys chatting while I’m filtering…
blah blah M3 only 2 owners, full history blah blah quick blah accelleration blah
blah blah want a real thrill blah Caterham blah quick blah blah
so i ask “Why dont you try a motorbike?” which turned into a tirade of
…R1 kill myself blah blah
…I’d set land speed record
…you got to have balls
…I’d lose my license
…you got to be responsible
…I got kids
…ive got a weak heart
…my mate …velcro number plates …across london in 20mins
…look up another R1 on DVLA and copy license plate
so I finished with “maybe stick to the M3 then…” jeez! heh heh
Also at the supermarket this morning a trolly dude was standing by my bike when i got back. And that one went something like
“Is it fast?”
“They’re all fast”
“Kawasaki’s fastest isnt it?”
“They are fast”
“I’d fall off”
“Why?”
“Leaning over”
“Yeah I fall off every time I lean over, best not to” - I rode off, leaning over to turn around…