Cockney Cash Machine


You can find these at Murco Service Station, Hatch Lane, Chingford, London, E4 6LP, 447 Roman Road, London, E3 5LX, 73 Commercial Street, London, E1 6BD, 24 High Street, Walthamstow, London E17 7LD, 197 Mays Lane, Barnet, EN5 2DY!

Soon before long they will be bringing out Brummie, Geordie, Scouse and Scot ATMs

Tru story!

It should be Bread & Honey not sausage and mash

Who’s cockney rhyming slang is that ??? :hehe:

Whether that is a joke or not, this is a real document on the Scottish Pairlament wabsite

That scottish one cannot be real.

Actually, it’s bees and honey.

simpled is right! its bees and honey or just ‘smash’…'got any smash son?

funny **** these cash machines, totally pointless tho, could have been spent on summit better?

Hah :smiley:

Page 11 though … has anybody else noticed that there is a really obvious option missing?

Blimey! I think we need Anita (Nonsense) to translate this! :stuck_out_tongue: