Ripped from another forum, but I think it deserves to be put up here.
Fantastic face plant!
Someone forgot to tell him what ‘shitfaced’ actually meant!
i think the lack of a second wheel didnt help
It’s the sort of event that will stay with him for life.
Mind you stepping in a cow pat is supposed to be lucky…
Following LiM`s post, he should have played the lottery that day