Chuck Norris - FACT

lol Chuck can put a fruit pastel in his mouth without chewing it - FACT

lol Don’t fu©k with Chuck!

when chuck norris jumps into a lake, he doesn’t get wet - the lake gets Norris’d

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.

LMAO… Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about :hehe::hehe:

Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Ironically, Chuck Norris’ hidden talent is invisibility.

have a ball:)

Nah - when Chuck Norris puts a Fruit Pastel in his mouth, the Fruit Pastel sucks… :smiley:

i watched The Delta Force earlier.


His moto-x bike with machine guns and rocket launchers is GENIUS

was he going through streatham then lol

Chuck Norris was born in a wooden cabin that he built himself.

Chuck Norris never needs a watch, Chuck Norris decides what time it is!

Chuck Norris put the FUN in funeral

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever

Chuck Norris can whistle with his beard

Chuck Norris spat on the ground and so the grand Canyon was formed.

Chuck Norris gave cats 9 lives so he could kill them more.

Chuck Norris wears Jet Li as a tie.

Chuck Norris’s jeans are so tight his wife is sterile.

Chuck Norris can see around corners.

Chuck Norris makes coffee by staring at the beans until they sweat.

When chuck Norris stares Death in the face, Death blinks first…

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Chuck Norris

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear leathers on his bike, if he comes off, the gravel gets a rash.

Viagra no effect on Chuck Norris - he’s always hard.

chuck norris does’nt get road rash he gives the road a rash

Chuck Norris can give you AIDS just by looking at you.

Chuck Norris doesn’t pay Westminster parking fees because he’s Chuck Norris and he’d rip the arms, legs and face off anyone trying to fine him, which depending on your stance of the current affairs may or may not be an appropriate response.

It is possible I’ve deviated from the standard Chuck Norris joke format there.