A man was found dead and floating in the Thames early this morning by the Metropolitan Police. He was wearing a Chelsea shirt, Stockings, Suspenders and French Frilly Knickers and had a sex toy inserted in his rear end……
Police removed the Chelsea shirt from the scene to prevent the man’s family suffering further pain and embarassment 
:D:D:D:D:D
I had the same joke sent to me this morning but it was an england rugby jersey insted!
The new England shirt…
New Chelsea after shave launched. “The Special One”, by U Go Boss
Bye bye Jose :w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t:
COME ON YOU GUNNERS,
I herd his last words were I’ll get me coat then 
i bet Man u are gonna have a field day at the weekend, lol
Terry-moto, you are kidding, aint ya?
I cant stop laughing as ive just seen the news and all those Chelsea fans crying.
I believe ‘The Special One’ will crop up at the Yiddos as Jol’s replacement.
Just in time to lead them back into the Premiership next season
dont say that, i hope not,
not that i am worried, i just dont want to see them stay up.
I hope he gose abroard far away
Just think of it like this if he stays in UK signs for a prem team just think of all the player that will folow him
now that is a wurrrrrrrry :sick:
Oi! Mind your manners. Tottenham may not be hot sh!t but Spurs fans and the team are about LOYALTY, not the money! (Ps - Daniel Levy is exempt from that statement owing to the fact that he’s a money grabbing tart!)Oh yeah, and the fact you’re a gooner means naff off, you don’t get to comment on the satte of Jol’s tenure or anythign to do with Spurs! 
I understand they have brought a new routine into training at Tottenham.
Basically they lay a barn door on the pitch, get Darren Bent to stand on it then see if he can hit it with the ball…
Still nice to see you can win a game…in Cyprus
What shall we do with this spare 16,200,000 quid???
“I know lets buy a player with 2 “Friendly” substitute caps for England and never played in european club football”
Great idea my fellow Chuckle brother…
Even his name gives you a clue on how good his shooting is!!
I can never understand why they spent sooooooooooooooooooooo much money on a waste of space, look how much Barca paid for Henry. I know Henry is older but still the better buy out of the 2.
Seeing the league table this after noon and Spurs in the bottom 3, shame it isn`t the last day of the season today.
jose mourinho has turned down the chance to be the replacement for martin jol at spurs claiming
i,m not that fcuking special
