Had my phone, wallet and license nicked from out of my jacket last night. Was at a rehearsal, jacket and bike gear was out in the entrance hall. Gone to get my phone out this morning and it’s gone. Been back to the hall, looked all over, nothing. Turned the house upside down, nothing. Pissed off, going to be a right pain in the rear to get my license sorted as it’s a french one. 
Bad luck, I guess you can’t trust anyone these days,
even tromboists at a rehersal :w00t:
It wasn’t me.
Never been able to trust trombone players, we’re notoriously dodgy 
Someone is obviously on the fiddle . . .
Sorry . . .
Lol :-).
Are you blowing his trumpet?
