Chain your bike to an immovable object

it also helps if you can’t slip the chain off said object

I like this guy’s forward planning, in 30 years time that baby ain’t going nowhere!!!

Don’t be so dismissive - that tree might be one of these;

You touch that bike and the only place you’re going is 12 foot in the air…! :w00t:

Maybe he’s trying to secure the sappling to the bike, not secure the bike? :hehe:

He’s probably waiting for the tree to grow bigger.

But you can see the sappling is taller than the reach of the chain - must be a tree hugger who can’t imagine anyone snapping it just for a motorbike…!!!

The wise would know he would rather lose his bike than take home a chain covered in dog poo

Although hanging it low on a tree in suburbia is a pretty good way to get it sprinkled with dog piss.