Our father, who are in prison
Mother knows not of his name.
The chavdom come, thy shoplifting to be done, in JD sports as it is in poundland.
Give us this day our welfare bread
and forgive us our ASBOs as we happy slap those who give evidence against us…
Lead us not into employment but deliver us free housing
for thine is the chavdom
the burberry & the blackberry
for ever and ever
INIT!