blind soul singer stevie wonder and jack nicklaus are in a bar. stevie wonder asks,
“how is the golf going?”
nickalaus replies: “not too bad, i had some problems with my swing but i think i got it right now.”
“i always find that when my swing goes wrong i need to stop for a while and think about it, then the next time i play it seems to be alright,” says stevie.
“you play golf?” asks jack.
stevie says"yes, i’ve been playing for years".
“but how can you play golf if your blind?” jack asks.
" i get my caddie to stand in the middle of the fairway and he calls to me. i listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards him, then when i get to where the ball lands the caddie moves to the green or further down the fairway and again i play the ball towards his voice," explains stevie.
nicklaus says, “wow. whats your handicap?”
" i play off scratch," stevie assures jack.
nicklaus is incredulous and says to stevie, “we must play a game sometime.”
wonder replies, “well, people don’t take me seriously so i only play for money, and i never play for less than $100,000 a hole.”
nicklaus thinks it over and says, “ok, im up for that. when would you like to play?”
stevie replies, " i don’t care-any night next week is ok with me"
Good one!
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