Is likely to be a singles night me-thinks!
Anybody going?
My bloke is away at the moment so I’m all on my lonesome 
I will mostly be getting (Brazen) head 
As much as I’d love to keep ya company, chick, no can do! I’ve got a date! 
I’m taking my blokes passport off him when he gets back.
If you do, he might try and hide your bike! It’s just payback for when you started your love affair with 2 wheels 
Good job passports are a little easier to hide than bikes!
hmmm, that would end in divorce (after he marries me of course!)
Might be having a girlie night out if you wanna come! Might end up being an Ann Summers party up town - we could get into practise for your one…
… that sounds filthier than it was meant too! 
I intend to be at the Brazen, from about 19:00 - I should have woken up by then!
I wonder who that might be with…
i aint going, weather is gonna be poo!
Tis true, approximately 6 degs AND wet
Jimbob, of course! 
weathers looking good
I’ll be there in 40 mins! Weathers fine!!!
No Brazen for me tonight - other commitments
i shant be there, got a date with me housework again, i know, booooring!
Noooooooooo! GEt down to the Brazen, how can you do housework on Valentines!! Shocking!!
Leaving here in a min, cya down there!
I popped my head in (literally) about 6:45pmish and there was nobody there so I came home