i love it u lot
well u keept me entertained for a bit!!! mind u thats not hard to do!!!
iv got a bit of that mong moad going on today!! one child down and have come to a standstill on my bike!! poopoo[oo[[ ectect
i love it u lot
well u keept me entertained for a bit!!! mind u thats not hard to do!!!
iv got a bit of that mong moad going on today!! one child down and have come to a standstill on my bike!! poopoo[oo[[ ectect
Some things to do if you’re bored . . .
Wax the ceiling
Sharpen your teeth
Clean and polish your belly button
Wash a tree
Knight yourself
Name your child Edsel
Give your cat a mohawk
Purr
Mow your carpet
Play records backwards
Vacuum your lawn
Sleep on a bed of nails
DON’T toss and turn
Boil ice cream
Run around in squares
Speak in acronyms
Have your pillow X-rayed
Drink straight shots of water
Calmly have a nervous breakdown
Fly a brick
Plant a shoe
Play a piano…with mittens on
Scheme
Cause a power failure
Play dead
Find a witch
Wriggle
Regress
Try to join Hell’s Angels by mail
Ask stupid questions
Weld your car doors shut
Be a monk…for a day
Intimidate a piece of chalk
Abuse the plumbing
Bend a florescent light
Annoy total strangers
Throw marshmallows against the wall
Hold an ice cube as long as possible
Adopt strange mannerisms
Blow up a balloon until it pops
Open everything
Balance a pencil on your nose
Pour milk in your shoes
Write graffiti under the rug
Embarrass yourself
Grind your teeth
Chew ice
Count your belly button
Stack crumbs
Make up words that start with X
Balance a pillow on your head
Hold your breath
Interview your feet
Play with matches
Buff your cat
Change your mind
Change it back
Build a pyramid
Stand on your head
Stand on someone else’s head
Paint your teeth
Wear a salad
Speak with a forked tongue
Get mad at yourself
Redecorate…your garage
Develop a complex
Do aerobic exercises…in your head
Build a house with ice cubes
Challenge your neighbor to a duel
Build a house out of toothpicks
Howl
Find a bug and chase it
Make yourself a pair of wings
Dance 'til you drop
Outmaneuver your shadow
Climb the walls
Appreciate everything
Eat everything
Tie-dye your sheets
Think lewd thoughts about yourself
Send chills down your spine
Make up famous sayings
All together now… hold a chicken in the air, stick a deckchair up your nose, climb inside a dog, and behead an eskimo, paint your left knee green and distract your wisdom teeth, form a string quartet and pretend your name is Keith…
Those are just plain silly
I find it rather worrying that GP remembers the lyrics to that awlful song…
Glad you liked the avatar ginger_pixie.
Here’s a wonderful fact for ya…
“Chile is the world’s largest producer of copper.”
What’s even more worrying is that I do actually know all the words to The Bartman!! EEEK!!!
My contributions…
Giraffes have blue tongues.
Only humans and armadillos can catch leprosy.
The lyrics…
Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet and then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green, then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet and pretend your name is Keith
Skin yourself alive, learn to speak Arapaho
Climb inside a dog and behead an Eskimo
Eat a Renault 4, wear salami in your ears
Casserole your gran, disembowel yourself with spears
The disco is migrating, the sound is loud and grating
It’s truly nauseating - let’s do the dance again…
Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet and then bury all your clothes
Yes you’ll hear this song, in the holiday discos
And there’s no escape, in the clubs or in the bars
You would hear this song, if you holidayed on Mars
Skin yourself alive, learn to speak Arapaho
Climb inside a dog and behead an Eskimo
Now you’ve heard it once, your brain will spring a leak
And though you hate this song you’ll be humming it for weeks
Ha ha LOVE IT!!!
Now then…
Yo! Hey what’s happ’nin dude
I’m a guy with a rep for being rude
Terrorising people wherever I go
It’s not intentional just keeping the flow
Fixing test scores to get the best scores
dropping banana peels all over the floor
I’m the kid that made you see the thing in are
Last name Simpson, First name Bart…
I could go on but I have work to do
I’m sooooo bored today, I can’t believe I’m singing along to that spitting image song
love it im bored everyday not so feel free to drop me a pm ill reply to all