Boredom

i love it u lot

well u keept me entertained for a bit!!! mind u thats not hard to do!!!

iv got a bit of that mong moad going on today!! one child down and have come to a standstill on my bike!! poopoo[oo[[ ectect

Some things to do if you’re bored . . .

  • Wax the ceiling

  • Sharpen your teeth

  • Clean and polish your belly button

  • Wash a tree

  • Knight yourself

  • Name your child Edsel

  • Give your cat a mohawk

  • Purr

  • Mow your carpet

  • Play records backwards

  • Vacuum your lawn

  • Sleep on a bed of nails

  • DON’T toss and turn

  • Boil ice cream

  • Run around in squares

  • Speak in acronyms

  • Have your pillow X-rayed

  • Drink straight shots of water

  • Calmly have a nervous breakdown

  • Fly a brick

  • Plant a shoe

  • Play a piano…with mittens on

  • Scheme

  • Cause a power failure

  • Play dead

  • Find a witch

  • Wriggle

  • Regress

  • Try to join Hell’s Angels by mail

  • Ask stupid questions

  • Weld your car doors shut

  • Be a monk…for a day

  • Intimidate a piece of chalk

  • Abuse the plumbing

  • Bend a florescent light

  • Annoy total strangers

  • Throw marshmallows against the wall

  • Hold an ice cube as long as possible

  • Adopt strange mannerisms

  • Blow up a balloon until it pops

  • Open everything

  • Balance a pencil on your nose

  • Pour milk in your shoes

  • Write graffiti under the rug

  • Embarrass yourself

  • Grind your teeth

  • Chew ice

  • Count your belly button

  • Stack crumbs

  • Make up words that start with X

  • Balance a pillow on your head

  • Hold your breath

  • Interview your feet

  • Play with matches

  • Buff your cat

  • Change your mind

  • Change it back

  • Build a pyramid

  • Stand on your head

  • Stand on someone else’s head

  • Paint your teeth

  • Wear a salad

  • Speak with a forked tongue

  • Get mad at yourself

  • Redecorate…your garage

  • Develop a complex

  • Do aerobic exercises…in your head

  • Build a house with ice cubes

  • Challenge your neighbor to a duel

  • Build a house out of toothpicks

  • Howl

  • Find a bug and chase it

  • Make yourself a pair of wings

  • Dance 'til you drop

  • Outmaneuver your shadow

  • Climb the walls

  • Appreciate everything

  • Eat everything

  • Tie-dye your sheets

  • Think lewd thoughts about yourself

  • Send chills down your spine

  • Make up famous sayings

All together now… hold a chicken in the air, stick a deckchair up your nose, climb inside a dog, and behead an eskimo, paint your left knee green and distract your wisdom teeth, form a string quartet and pretend your name is Keith…

Those are just plain silly

I find it rather worrying that GP remembers the lyrics to that awlful song…

Glad you liked the avatar ginger_pixie.

Here’s a wonderful fact for ya…

“Chile is the world’s largest producer of copper.”

What’s even more worrying is that I do actually know all the words to The Bartman!! EEEK!!!

My contributions…

Giraffes have blue tongues.

Only humans and armadillos can catch leprosy.

The lyrics…

Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet and then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green, then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet and pretend your name is Keith

Skin yourself alive, learn to speak Arapaho
Climb inside a dog and behead an Eskimo
Eat a Renault 4, wear salami in your ears
Casserole your gran, disembowel yourself with spears

The disco is migrating, the sound is loud and grating
It’s truly nauseating - let’s do the dance again…

Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet and then bury all your clothes
Yes you’ll hear this song, in the holiday discos
And there’s no escape, in the clubs or in the bars
You would hear this song, if you holidayed on Mars

Skin yourself alive, learn to speak Arapaho
Climb inside a dog and behead an Eskimo
Now you’ve heard it once, your brain will spring a leak
And though you hate this song you’ll be humming it for weeks

Ha ha LOVE IT!!!

Now then…

Yo! Hey what’s happ’nin dude

I’m a guy with a rep for being rude

Terrorising people wherever I go

It’s not intentional just keeping the flow

Fixing test scores to get the best scores

dropping banana peels all over the floor

I’m the kid that made you see the thing in are

Last name Simpson, First name Bart…

I could go on but I have work to do

I’m sooooo bored today, I can’t believe I’m singing along to that spitting image song

love it im bored everyday not so feel free to drop me a pm ill reply to all