A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum
deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the
woman that they don’t sell rectum deodorant and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she
has been buying
the stuff from this store on a regular
basis and would like some more.
“I’m sorry,” says the pharmacist, “We don’t have any.”
“But, I always buy it here,” says the blonde.
“Do you have the container that it came in?” asks the
pharmacist. “Yes,” said the blonde, “I’ll go home and get it.”
She returns with the container and hands it to the
pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, “This is just a normal
stick
of underarm deodorant.”
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from
the container .
“TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM.”
Boom boom, doh 
… Cute
Grrr oh how i HATE those blonde jokes !!! as bad as those ESSEX jokes…
oh dear!!!
You’ve opened a can of worms now!!
Push up bottom…Quality.
ROFL