Battlefield 3 LB Clan

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Right…i’m finkin its time to rent a server…an Official LB server…

I’m going to create an LB Clan so we can start kicking some ass all over the net…

Unfortunately, its only going to be PS3 based as thats what console i’m playing BF3 on.

So if you have a PS3 with Battlefield 3…carry on reading…

My plan is to contact PorkScratchin from the performance bikes forum and get a scrim going…:smiley:

Those blokes know how to play and they get things done…so will be interesting to see how we will fair…

If we beat them…it’ll be bragging rights all round i reckon!!:smiley:

If you want to set up an LB server on another platform then your more than welcome and be sure to tell us how your getting on…

lets get some intrestr going…and gis a shout for who’s in!!!

smiled.

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Do We get to wear pointy hats ?

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You can wear whatever you like JC…

Shane only if we can play with wierdos like I seemed to be hearing on there yesterday.

I’m glad you’re getting this off the ground!

I’m in!

:slight_smile:

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damn if only we could play cross platform. i have been in a BF3 PC clan. good fun game

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I was actully thinking about trying it on the pc but cant warrent buying it again…i mean…if i borrow a disc…im sure i can get a key…

Ive got all of them from BF2…so ive paid my doos

smiled.

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I’m getting old:( not got a clue what you are on about:w00t:

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It’s just an updated version of ‘Combat’ on the Atari 2600 :wink:

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Its ok mo…i translate

now think that your on your computer playing pac man

Miss Plum pops by and picks up a joy stick and joins in…so two of you are playing at the same time

Then…RobC pops over and he wants to play…so he picks up a bag of crisp and joy stick and joins in…

Knock at the door…its Rioting Rob…he wanders in and picks up another joystick and so there’s 3 of you playing…
When RoC isn’t looking Rioting rob starts fingering RobC’s packet…and so Hits Rioting Rob on the hand…

Rioting Rob starts shooting mo in the ass and starts team killing everyone…he shoots plum in the head
And RobC in the back just as he’s just about to kill a ghostie…

After an argument about Rioting rob killing his own team…Rioting rob sees fit to declare that he’s color blind…

Mo sees whats going on and tell them two Robs don’t make a right and pack it in before you both get sent home.

Ohhh whats that noise?..Mel & Lewis pop over…see you all playing and after lots of kissing and txting each other on facebook join in…

All of a sudden…Smiled (me) phone you up… I call you a cuunt…and tell you that me and Bluestar have been
sat in his new house watching you all play as we have linked our system up too yours…and we think your all sh1t…

So after a bit of argie bargie…i say…’’ I’ll bet you your left nut that we can beat you…’’

you tell me you have 3 nuts so can afford to give one away…and take us up on our challange…

I say…ok then…what you gonna call yourselves…

You tell us your going to be called the super-duper’s and fuuck off what of it mutha fuuucker…

I say ok…ok…we are going to be called the Bitch slappers…as we both like to slap bitches.

You say your name is better than ours and i return the insult with something about a dog licking piss off a stinging nettle…

so on goes the fight and…

you have joined up…with friends…to start a team…(clan)…to play on your own server (space were you can play another team) using you preferred platform (your PC)

smiled.

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So, this is not a ride-out then?:smiley:

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can use my retail disc or i can show how to get a dload of the cd

keys are cheap from -

http://www.cjs-cdkeys.com/products/Battlefield-3-CD-Key-for-Origin-%252d-Scan.html

I have always played in clans ever since the first BF and COD/MOH games

always on PC though, prefer its sharper graphics and better effects (the my self built pc in my sig. its where all my money went before i got into sailing/biking. getting on a bit now. its got a GTX480/9600 and i7 CPU)

Busa-

http://youtu.be/Ay6PzPhNMvY?hd=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea3v5eexGoM&playnext=1&list=PLA210CEABED8A6574&feature=results_video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9ndz13zUms

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I get very jealous when i see these sort of posts, I have a lot of difficulty playing games:crying:

I’m coloured blind you see…the last time a gave it a go I ended up shooting my own team and got shouted at, so I turned the PC off and ran down stairs:crying:

It was 3 days later when I built up enough courage to turn the xbox back on again:w00t:

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Shoot from the hip Woozy…!!! :w00t:
smiled.

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PS# / BF3 has some built in support to help people who are affected by colour blindness. Just saying.

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Ex Senior Administrator for the no.1 PC Battlefield (Project Reality) server in the world… now you know where my name comes from. :wink:

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Hahaha! Very good!
But you left out the bit where Rioting Bob brings all the pies and booze to the LAN party,
and where Lewis & Mel spend ages customising the look of their players :wink:

I wish I had a Puss3 now :frowning:

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Shame it ain’t PC cos I play on that platform too…looking forward to Armoured Kill! :smiley:

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hmmmm i could nick my nephews ps3 and join in the fun :cool:

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maybe have a PC and PS3 clan

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I have it on PC. To be honest, I’ve been playing Bad Company 2 again these days. I love the map Arica Harbor, it’s all I play… but 25% of the time I get the Ace pin :slight_smile:

I think this should link to me on BF3 - http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/soldier/McBainLNY/stats/235724540/

Someone create a BF3 platoon and start sending the invites!

(My stats on BC2, 907 rounds, 292 Ace Pins)

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Thanks Shane… still not got a f*cking clue what you are on about:w00t: or is it one of those kiddies computer games you are on about??? see them on CBBC:P:hehe::hehe: