How come he agreed to take the cat and then go on holiday? Seems daft to me!
I’d take it in, but I’ve got a dog.
Errr…which part of my cat would your dog take in?! Sigh. Thanks for the thought though. I wish I knew. Why do people change their minds…why is the sun elliptoid…why is… uhh…well, I dunno. Maybe some people have no experience of cats and think they’re all cute, cuddly and a bundle of fun, and then they smell the first cat pooh and declare world war III on its owner who is absent in loco parentis 
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heh.
I love cats.
I was going to ask which dates you’re looking to cover…
Anyhow, good luck finding somebody.
If all fails, a brick’s cheaper than taking it to the vet.
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In my declared state of emergency, I’m a little humourless when it comes to sarcasm! (Notes to others: try this experiment - get completely stressed out, and then see how suddenly nothing seems funny any more…)
Well, I’ll need more than luck. Tried phoning long distance to 25 different UK catteries - all friggin’ filled up for August. You wouldn’t believe that there was a recession going on. Some of these cat hotels charge £10/day, and are fully booked up till September.
(Notes to self - if ever unemployed - think of setting up a cattery).
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i already have 3 hehe 
DAN-FIXING THE SHITTER ;)**
I own a scaredy cat! No offence, but your avatar would freak him out! (j/k).
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Yeah. Note the sarcasm. You can’t call me a closet psychopat and expect me to be “normal”.**
Well I have high expectations! Even of psychopaths 
I don’t eat meat - the cat does. He didn’t take well to my efforts to make him vegetarian lol. Not an outdoor cat either. He’s completely dependent on humans. He’s scared of rabbits. Got bullied last time he was in the cat hotel. The cat hotel owner lied to me, telling me that ‘He’s the king of the castle’! I know that’s untrue - he’s lost every single fight with the neighbouring cats which came into our apartment to pick a fight with him and I’ve always had to intervene in a cat fight to stop him getting mauled. He is truly, a ‘pussy’. Housetrained to impeccable standards, and enjoys lying on the bed listening to Shostakovitch string quartets as well as Jeff Buckley.
Don’t ask me why - he’s a cat!
Well, someone’s sorted him out for 2 weeks. I’m still trying to get August covered. Moggie murderers need not apply! But if you’re serious you like cats, actually, you’ll love this one…hint HINT