Saw this in The Times the other day, Green & Blacks have a vacancy for a taste assistant.
Salary of up to £35k plus “A generous chocolate allowance”
http://www.pieceofgreenandblacks.co.uk/apply/job
You have until Dec 14th… 
As someone who intensely dislikes the taste of chocolate and hasn’t eaten it since I was 13 I would still do it for that salary!