A girl brings her date home and once through the door she immediatley takes him upstairs and into the bedroom she asks him if he would like to do a 69 “whats one of those” he asks realizing he is inexperianced she explains its where you put your head between my legs and i put mine between yours not wanting to ruin the moment or the date he agrees, once they get into position she rips out quite a large fart “what the hell was that for” he says,
she replies “im really sorry please lets try again” then as they get into position she lets another fly, he pushes her off grabs his trousers and coat “wait” she shouts “where are you going” he says “your crazy lady if you think im sticking round for another 67 of them”…