an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Welshman

Three blokes - an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Welshman - are out walking
along the beach.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

“I will give you each one wish!” cries the Genie.

The Welshman says,
“I’m a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also be a farmer.
I want the land to be forever fertile in Wales.”

With a blink of the Genie’s eye, foom! - the land in Wales is forever fertile for farming.

The Frenchman is amazed,
“I want a wall around France, so that no one can invade our precious country.” he says.

Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye, foom! - there is a huge wall around France.

The Englishman asks,
“I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.”

The Genie explains,
“Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out.”

The Englishman says, “Fill it with water.” :hehe:

Hahaha!! :laugh: :laugh:

It’s even funnier as I’ve heard the same joke except it was a Kansan, Oklahoman and Texan walking down the beach…the guy from Oklahoma wanted the wall around Texas to be filled with water. :laugh: :laugh:


I heard it a similar version with Scotland being filled with water and likewise Canada.

true and so funny too…yes its a joke fully agree…

lol, now I know why you put this at the end :hehe: