An elderly man walks into a confessional.

The following conversation ensues:

Man: “I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children,
grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college
girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them
three times.”

Priest: “Are you sorry for your sins?”

Man: “What sins?”

Priest: “What kind of a Catholic are you?”

Man: “I’m Jewish.”

Priest: “So why are you here telling me all this?”

Man: “I’m 92 years old … I’m telling everybody.” :wink: