An appeal on behalf of women everywhere!

Dear Boys!

If you are horizontally challenged (this means fat ) the wearing of one piece dayglo leathers (especially in Kawasaki green) is not aesthetically pleasing.

It is a complete no-no.

Horizontally challenged people should only wear two piece leathers, and only in black.

Ithangewe!

Thats me

What about blue and white…

Ask your missus, she’ll agree with me!

If you don’t have a missus, maybe I have enlightened you as to the reason!

no, no, no, no NO. It’s a wrong-un and you know it.

However, one piece leathers on an athletic male bod - a resounding YES!
Let’s see much more of that please.

LF x

Agreed! Although there is the whole other “saggy bum” issue associated with boys and one-piece leathers, but we’ll leave that for another day.

surely just asking them to pick something heavy up off the floor for you, like your handbag, will rectify that.

You can’t see the saggy bum thing when they are riding… !!! :wink:

I see a long thread coming on here! We all look great in our gear! You know it!

Depends who ya riding!!!

An appeal on behalf of men everywhere!

Can all horizontally challenged ladies please wear as much as you possibly can… us horizontally challenged men can’t take even the flash of all the flesh!

m

Buzz off and get your own thread!

PMSL

‘Cut down on your pork rinds mate…get some exercise…Parklife’

Personally I am a 6’4" adonis so don’t need to worry

Will all swamp donkeys please ensure they leave their helmets on…preferably with a tinted visor

a perm and painted toenails are perfect camoflage for the bit in between.

So is your toenail polish the same colour as your bike??

Men in leathers… yum …yum (but not on a hot sweaty day) … takes too long to get em off

Baby powder Hun - works a charm…

also depends who is in the leathers to begin with…