Advice needed

Dear Gina

I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs… phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.” I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?
I once picked her mobile phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my motorbike next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my gixer, that I noticed that the valve cover on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
Thanks,
Terry

lol!

LMAO!

id bat for my team terry if i was you!

But England’s lost the Ashes already… lol

!!! OH DEAR!!you seam to have a problem hun id say to the wife dont bovver coming back!!

now to the bike prob id get the bike to the bike doc’s and get the leak sorted out straight away!!

you may be in trouble if you leave it

Funniest thing I have read for ages, thank you for that…

Thanx for the offer m8, but rounders aint my game

!! you should take up trackter driving hun and become a country bumpkin like me!!! oharr oharrxx

You got a pukka accent girl, do you really live on a farm

yeah farmer giles sheep shaggers!! ha ha pmsl! xx

!! u bet i do…im well country fied is me…haystacks!! mudd wrestling!! ohharr oharr!!!.